奥巴马竞选幽默集锦

　　今天和小编来一同学习奥巴马竞选幽默集锦.希望对大家有帮助。

　　这次大选可以算是众望所归，巴拉克·奥巴马毫无悬念地当选了下一届美国总统。这位天生的演说家在两年的竞选生涯中妙语连珠迎接对手，留下了不少有趣的名言。

　　"Now, because he knows that his economic theoriesdon't work, he's been spending these last few dayscalling me every name in the book. Lately he's calledme a socialist for wanting to roll-back the Bush taxcuts for the wealthiest Americans so we can finallygive tax relief to the middle class. I don't knowwhat's next. By the end of the week he'll be accusingme of being a secret communist because I shared mytoys in kindergarten. I shared my peanut butter and jelly sandwich." --on John McCain'sattacks, Raleigh, North Carolina, Oct. 29, 2008

　　"But I have to say tonight's venue isn't really what I'm used to. I was originally told we'd be ableto move this outdoors to Yankee Stadium, and can somebody tell me what happened to theGreek columns that I requested?" --at the Al Smith Dinner

　　Poking fun at Sarah Palin: "I do love the Waldorf-Astoria, though. You know, I hear that fromthe doorstep you can see all the way to the Russian tea room." --at the Al Smith Dinner

　　On his image: "Who is Barack Obama? Contrary to the rumors you have heard, I was not bornin a manger. I was actually born on Krypton and sent here by my father Jor-El to save thePlanet Earth. Many of you know that I got my name, Barack, from my father. What you may notknow is Barack is actually Swahili for 'That One.' And I got my middle name from somebody whoobviously didn't think I'd ever run for president. If I had to name my greatest strength, I guessit would be my humility. Greatest weakness, it's possible that I'm a little too awesome." --atthe Al Smith Dinner

　　"Yesterday, John McCain actually said that if he's president that he'll take on, and I quote, 'theold boys network in Washington.' Now I'm not making this up. This is somebody who's been inCongress for twenty-six years, who put seven of the most powerful Washington lobbyists incharge of his campaign. And now he tells us that he's the one who's gonna' to take on the oldboys network. The old boys network? In the McCain campaign that's called a staff meeting.Come, on!"

　　"Sen. McCain bragged about how as chairman of the Commerce Committee in the Senate, hehad oversight of every part of the economy. Well, all I can say to Sen. McCain is, 'Nice job. Nicejob.' Where is he getting these lines? The lobbyists running his campaign? ... I'm not makingthis up, you can't make this up. It's like a 'Saturday Night Live' routine."

　　"I mean, you know, as somebody who used to be on the cover of Time and Newsweek, youknow. Those were the days." --musing with David Letterman about the Sarah Palinphenomenon

　　"I've been called worse on the basketball court." --on attacks against him at the RepublicanConvention

　　"Well, if you've got book sales of 25 million..." --after being asked by Rev. Rick Warren,best-selling author of "The Purpose-Driven Life," to define "rich." Obama's remark drewlaughter and a high-five from Warren

　　"That's what he talked about yesterday, 'I want to drill here. I want to drill now.' I don't knowwhere he was standing. I think he was in a building somewhere." --on John McCain's energyplan

　　"You notice that people who've been in Washington too long, they don't talk like ordinary folks,.We had this debate in Las Vegas, and somebody asked me, What are your weaknesses?' So Isaid, Well, you know, I don't keep track of paper that well, I'm always losing paper, my desk isa mess.' And then they asked the next two candidates. And one candidate says, Well, mybiggest weakness is I'm just so passionate about helping poor people.' And then the otherone says, I'm just so impatient to help the American people solve their problems.' So then Irealize well, I wish I'd gone last and then I would have known.. I'm stupid that way, I thoughtthat when they asked what your biggest weakness was, they asked what your biggestweakness was. And now I know that my biggest weakness is I like to help old ladies acrossthe street."

　　"Now that's my phone buzzing there. I don't want you to think I'm getting fresh or anything." --posing for a picture with supporters in Indiana, when he apparently felt his phone start tovibrate in his pocket, against which one woman was closely pressed

　　"They say I need to be seasoned; they say I need to be stewed. They say, 'We need to boil allthe hope out of him -- like us -- and then he'll be ready.'"

　　"Three words: Vice President Oprah" –the #1 item from Barack Obama's Top Ten CampaignPromises, which he presented on the Letterman show

　　"I have nothing to hide, I enjoy being myself. I'm not going to change who I am just becauseit's Halloween." –appearing as himself on Saturday Night Live as part of a skit that featuredHillary Clinton dressed as a witch at a Halloween party

　　"Look, when I was a kid, I inhaled frequently. That was the point."

　　"It is true, I worry about the hype. The only person more over-hyped than me is you." –to JonStewart

　　"I don't want to be invited to the family hunting party." --on revelations that he and DickCheney are eighth cousins

　　"Hillary is not the first politician in Washington to declare 'Mission Accomplished' a little toosoon."

　　"I would have to...investigate more of Bill's dancing abilities, you know, and some of this otherstuff before I accurately judge whether he was in fact a brother." --on whether Bill Clinton was"our first black president"

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