万圣节僵尸攻略值得一看

2013-10-31 17:01:46来源：网络

　　万圣节的庆祝活动来源于每年11月1日的All Hallows Day 或All Saints Day。它原先是异教徒们纪念死者的节日，但是逐渐演变成一个纪念基督圣者的节日。在万圣节这天会有鬼魂，僵尸出没哟，那我们应该如何防范呢？来看看这个生动的短片，在学习西方文化的同时涨姿势吧。

　　These days, you have to watch your back.Danger may be lurking where you least expect it.

　　最近危机四伏你可得小心

　　You may find a relative, friend or neighbor coming after one thing - your brain!

　　亲戚、朋友、邻居也许会争先恐后扑向你——咬你脑袋

　　This Halloween is forecasted to be a high season for zombie attacks

　　万圣节是僵尸肆虐的节日

　　This is Zombies in Plain English.

　　僵尸攻略

　　The first step is identifying a zombie.

　　先学习辨认僵尸

　　Let’s take your uncle Dan. Here is Dan as we all know him - a normal guy.

　　以段大叔为例，这是正常的段大叔

　　Now let’s look at Dan as a zombie.

　　变成僵尸的大叔是什么模样呢?

　　Notice the unnatural mouth position and dark eyes... the shoulders will be off-kilter, arms, reaching, grabbing. Legs, limpy- skin, pale. This is a zombie.

　　驼背、步履蹒跚、张牙舞爪、肤色惨白、烂嘴巴、黑眼圈

　　Be careful this Halloween - you may see people that resemble zombies.

　　万圣节你要仔细辨认哦有些人打扮得像僵尸

　　Remember, zombies don’t eat candy - only brains.

　　真僵尸不吃糖只吃人脑

　　You may also see them dancing with Michael Jackson

　　跟迈克•杰克逊一起跳舞的也不是僵尸

　　these are actors. Zombies don’t dance!

　　他们是演员做僵尸没心情跳舞

　　When you encounter a real zombie, it’s time to have a plan. Here’s how to survive an attack.

　　做好准备遇到真僵尸才不怕下面教你对付僵尸

　　Your first reaction may be to retreat to a home or business.

　　多数人躲在家里或办公楼里

　　This is only a short term solution because they will never stop - ever.

　　这些地方不宜久留因为僵尸会穷追猛打

　　Instead, consider heading to a CostCo. Don’t plan to wait out an attack without proper rations.

　　最好躲进大型超市那里不愁吃喝

　　Now keep your cool - remember that zombies may move quickly in the early stages of infection

　　保持冷静别以为僵尸动作慢

　　Don’t underestimate their speed.

　　感染初期它们身手也很敏捷

　　Also, consider a retreat to high altitudes...

　　不妨躲到山上

　　studies have shown that zombies react poorly to cold weather, causing them to becomebrittle and slow.

　　研究表明僵尸在低温下行动迟缓肢体易断裂

　　Lastly, zombies can’t swim, so a retreat via boat can help. And remember those rations.

　　僵尸不能游泳乘船也比较靠谱。别忘了带上口粮。

　　If you’re not the retreating type, the obvious next move is counter-attack.

　　如果自觉孔武有力还可以反击

　　This brings us to our last step - how to kill the UNdead.

　　最后教你干掉这些活死人

　　The simple idea is... kill the brain, stop the zombie.

　　最简单的办法砸烂脑袋

　　This is generally done through head trauma or decapitation. But any method that removes the zombie-brain’s ability to direct the undead body will work.

　　砍掉也行总之要让它身首异处

　　As starting points, we suggest large caliber bullets to the head, or decapitation via machete, ax or chainsaw.

　　建议新手用大口径子弹爆头，大刀、斧头、电锯也挺管用

　　Now, chainsaws are advanced tools that should be used carefully.

　　电锯虽然给力使用要小心

　　Napalm or grenades can also be effective, but be carefull!

　　燃烧弹和手榴弹效果也很好但要注意

　　A flaming zombie can be even more dangerous than a real one.

　　烧着没有死透的通僵尸更可怕

　　If your friend has a zombie bite, unfortunately there is only one outcome. Infection is absolutely irreversible.

　　万一朋友被僵尸咬了千万别救他

　　Don’t bother with antiseptic or band-aids. Your friend is not your friend anymore.