全球最差气味城市：巴黎

2014-05-09 13:30:49来源：中国日报网站

　　The Worst-Smelling 全球最差气味城市

　　Paris 巴黎

　　Let's just start off with the breath. The oral care standards of Parisians are utterly unlike any I've ever known. Thanks to their pack-or-more-a-day cigarette habits, every other person smells like smoke-cured human bacon. You smell coffee, but not the fresh stuff in the cup—the smell of it in someone's mouth four hours later. Then there's the repulsive odor that wafts from the RER train system. If Satan farted, it would be a little like this sulfurous cocktail of burning photocopies and fried electrical wires. Sure, the gourmand perfume of fresh croissants, butter, and baked flour spills onto the street. But take a few more steps and you're smacked in the face by the equally fresh smell of dog shit. If you close your eyes, you discover the marketing of Paris—that whole "city of light" garbage that's eagerly swallowed by tourists—is really nothing but a lie.

　　让我们从呼吸开始。巴黎人的口腔护理标准非常独特。幸好很多人有经常抽烟的习惯，其他人闻起来像熏过的人肉培根。你闻到咖啡，但不是盛在杯子里的新鲜咖啡，而是四小时后从某人的嘴里闻到咖啡的味道。还有巴黎地铁上令人作呕的气味。如果撒旦放屁，可能就是这种非常怪异的混杂气味。当然，街上还有新鲜的羊角面包、黄油以及烘烤面粉的味道。但是，多走几步之后扑面而来就是另一种恶心的味道。如果你闭上眼睛，就能发现巴黎的营销市场，吸引了大量游客的所谓“光之城”其实只是一个骗局。

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