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I Am Acting Like a Lady
One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women.
He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed.
"You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?"
"Listen," he said, "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."
I Am Acting Like a Lady我要表现得象位女士
the FarEast Department Store远东百货公司
on sale减价 dignified a.有尊严的
batter v.连续猛击 frantic a.发疯似的
he soon found himself being battered by frantic women.
没过多久,他发现自己已被疯狂的女人冲得踉踉跄跄。
as long as只要 flail vi.敲击
plow n.犁 v.犁,耕
thrill n.兴奋v.(使)兴奋a thrill voice尖叫
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