17种无聊的社交网络更新看看你中枪的了没

2014-09-17 11:50:48来源：中国日报网

　　13. Updates written as though the page-bearer never had an English class, not even in elementary school. “OK I went to the OMG the swag thing u know I ran into that girl my friends cousin and she LOL had a gold ring in her nose and she says hey u biggie I swear I almost loosed it right their hahahaha but she knew I had to go to”

　　好像从没上过语言课，小学都没上过的那种：“OK，我们去了，OMG，看那个晃来晃去的东西，跑过去那姑凉我朋友表弟，LOL，她鼻子上长了个房环，还说嘿大家伙你好啊，我发誓我快用光了，现在他们的，哈哈哈哈哈，不过她很酷就是了，我得走了。”

　　Analysis: They failed English but finally found a way to express incomprehensible thoughts.

　　分析：这些人语言不过关，不过也算找到一种表达他们猜不透的想法的方法。

　　14. Quoted clichés from various thinkers: “It’s better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.” –Unknown.

　　引用各种哲人的话：“爱过又失去总比从未爱过要好。”——未知哲人

　　Analysis: "I can’t think of anything amazing to say while I comfort myself, and I can’t find my iPod to quote some Lady Gaga."

　　分析：“我想安慰自己，但我又说不出很牛逼的话，我手头没有iPod，Lady Gaga说过的名言我也没法引用。”

　　15. Quoted song lyrics from really bad songwriters written as though it's philosophy: “I set fire to the rain, and I threw us into the flames, where I heard something’ die” –Adele

　　引用狗屁词作者写的破歌词，奉做哲理：“我将大雨点燃，将我俩投进火焰，我听见火焰里传来了死亡的声音。——阿黛尔”

　　Analysis: “Adele is amazing! She is NOT a preconceived commercial scheme of the music industry. She’s not!”

　　分析：“阿黛尔真棒!她才不是音乐产业商业计划链中的一环。她不是!”

　　16. Political rants about random things: “Why should churches have to pay for abortions? Obama is a terrible president and a terrorist.”

　　不管什么都扯上政治：“为什么教会要为流产买单?奥巴马作为总统烂透了，简直是恐怖分子。”

　　Analysis: I don’t know. I hate politics.

　　分析：其实我什么都不懂，我只是讨厌政治。

　　17. Unusual excitement about seeing someone: “OMG I can’t wait to see Lesley and Jaime and Kelly!!”

　　见到人特别兴奋：“OMG，我迫不及待要见到Lesley、还有Jaime还有Kelly!!”

　　Analysis: Superficiality is the drug of the overabundance.

　　分析：肤浅是治疗精力过剩的良药。

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